Gyro Gearloose; Lunch of The Blue (1996)
Synopsis: Gyro’s little helper accidentally launches Gyro’s fresh batch of frankfurters into space. And without any mustard on it!
Launched Launch (D 92186) | I.N.D.U.C.K.S.
“Frokost i det blå” is one of those comics that's just perfect for the warm season, if for any reason other than having Gyro grilling up some Hot Dogs. Except, these AREN'T Hot Dogs, but rather a more unique dish more commonly eaten in Europe, like Denmark and Germany (which is where this scan comes from), Frankfurters. The main core difference between the two is that while Hot Dogs are made up of different kinds of meats, like Chicken and Beef, that’s been blended into the Pork that’s tucked in with a 6/10 bun, Frankfurters is 100% pure pork with a couple of spices like a KFC bucket of Chicken that’s been stripped down to nothing like it’s working at the Gold Club in Philadelphia.
You do gotta love how completely disarranged Gyro’s workshop is when he literally raw rocket fuel in colored bottles that can easily be mistaken for condiments that’s RIGHT NEXT to a flaming grill. Doe.. does Gyro not have a backyard he can cook in?... he can’t just ask Donald if he can cook in his backyard? Pretty sure he’ll be cool with it considering he’s not after his house payment like Scrooge. You’re telling me this dumbass can afford to make all of these insanely complex, sometimes unneeded inventions in his workshop but can’t afford to get a landscaper to give him some grass behind his house, so he doesn't burn his house down?!
Also, those astronauts are seriously gonna risk getting their lungs blown up like discounted firecrackers that’s at the back of a Walmart over some $5 sausages?! Then again, if I was stuck in outer space with nothing to eat but flavored pills and all my drinks were in weed packets that’s been sanded off to where you would mistake it for leftover rock particles, I also would risk it for ACTUAL food.
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