Sun-Baked Mermaid with Tatar Sauce
Dozens of folks whenever they decide to cross one of the seven seas had always wondered the true answer to the fabled question “Do Mermaids exist?”. An even fewer number of people (typically, the ones who seem to have their brains sliced in half) would question “what would a mermaid taste like?”.
To Tom Jr., he found the answer to the former, but to Tom, he has zero interest in the latter, despite Betty’s flirtatious mannerisms. He knows one thing though, Betty’s 100% proof that mermaids were, indeed, sociopathic violent individuals who take pleasure in teasing their prey before attacking (Tom knows because he got the memo that he’s the ONLY fisherman that’s safe on 2nd base).
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