The Rum-Soaked Mermaid
Everyone knows that the most preferred drink when out in the open unrestricted waters is pure untampered rum (or if you’re THAT type of girl, a fruity sip of Tequila). But where shall it all go to when they’re dumped into the ocean? Most fish wouldn’t want to touch it, Mackerels already end up being pickled with or without their permission slip, Pufferfish already have their fill with being intoxicated with Tetrodotoxin and Dolphins would pick them up for their college parties, and Nemo and his soon to be mom’s hallucinogenic as hell.
So the lucky winners for the left-other bottles of liquor are the mermaids who dare to act drunk when trying to impress the sailors. Lucky for Betty, she’s already taken with someone who really doesn't care that she drinks, so it usually all ends up in her bungalow. The unfortunate part is that the trail of opened bottles makes her an easy target in hide n’ seek, rather that be from hungry Tigerfish or horny pirates and near-to-be ex-sailors of the Navy.
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