Thursday, October 2, 2025

 To Dance Around in Your Bones

October has started once again, and everyone’s celebrating for the next 30 days. From the ghosts and ghouls, to the vampires and werewolves, to even the hundreds of skeletons seeking out literally ANYTHING that’s not either dirt and grovel or the wood from their coffins. When they finally disengage from beneath the earth’s unseen soils, the REAL skeleton dance begins. Or rather “dances” because you KNOW their uncovered asses ain’t stopping at just one dance at the ballroom. They’ll keep those records spinning until the groves uncoil themselves so much that they end up becoming home-made Slinkys.

Now if you’re wondering, this piece is based on one of the layouts used on the sheet music cover for the tune “Tain’t no Sin (To Dance Around in Your Bones). Is the song good; depends on which band/orchestra is playing it. Why is the “WAckY FunNY fAce” here; God if I know. Also, I love the fact that the couple on the sheet music cover, you know, the literal dead decomposed skeletons, have bouncy hair just sticking up there like they came back from the local barber shop (something I also drew in the piece if you carefully notice). I would say there's no shame in hiding any bald spots you may have, but they're god-damn skeletons! They have NOTHING on them! They're all bald! Glueing wigs on you is only just gonna make it more noticeable.

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