Checkin' It Twice
I feel like part of the reason why Santa (or more realistically, his elves) are obliged to check both the multiple-mile long Naughty and Nice lists twice is because it’s becoming more easier to simply hack their operating systems. As technology quickly advances, it’s become so easy for anyone to just alter their names in their data files and cut-and-paste it to whatever list they want, that it’s most likely been written in manuals. In fact, it’s too easy for just one. So, Amazon sells multiple kinds of bootlegged books based around the one manual. They put it together as if they’re setting up a last-minute Google Slideshow on what their names mean in Spanish for Spanish class, slaps on quickly made, poorly thought-up AI images for their front covers and then charges $15 each. Although, let’s be real here. If you’re going out of your way to hack into the north pole’s internet providers (which is way harder than hacking into your local provider, which is already a challenge in itself), you probably have a VERY GOOD reason as to why you were placed on the naughty list in the first place.
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